Sassy Saturday: C-Ring

Ah…the beginners cock ring. Ok, to be fair I’m not *exactly* a beginner. A while back I purchased a vibrating c-ring, the type that fits only around the frank, leaving the beans to flutter in the wind. Wasn’t crazy about it. For one, it was really tight. Tight enough to cross the line between “enhance” and “hurt“. That and the fact that it took a ton of lube to get on, leaving more mess than it was really worth. Sex-ay.

So I was a bit wary trying the beginners silicone c-ring. I already had a bad experience (ok two…) with the other one so I wasn’t sure what to expect. This is the two inch c ring that fits the whole package. I followed the directions, first the balls, then the cock. This was a little bit tricky, but it was worth it. Just wearing it was kind of cool. I really liked the way it felt snug around me. The pressure was a real turn on.  And it did what it was supposed to. Instant erection. Big instant erection.

Then I noticed on the directions said “Press the small vibe button“.  SMALL VIBE BUTTON?!?!  Alllllll right.

And yet there was none. Just a silicone ring. I felt somewhat let down. But still really freakin’ hard so I’ll just have to go with that.

Extra hard means extra large, and that means the bride felt extra tight around me. That combined with the extra pressure it adds makes for an amazing experience. Best part? It wasn’t just for me. The bride could tell as well. Her gasps louder, more urgent. Her body thrusting against mine just a bit harder. Oral. Me on top. Her on top. Sideways. Swinging from various light fixtures. Really the biggest problem we had was trying to keep from waking the offspring.

I’m getting another one. Only this time I’m getting one WITH the vibe button. And we’re probably going to wake up the kids…

(Sex toys provided by Eden Fantasys adult store.)

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7 Responses to “Sassy Saturday: C-Ring”

1. jamaise says:

   03/14/2009 at 11:37 am

   Great review! I’m gonna grab someone off the couch to come read this.

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2. Sarah says:

   03/14/2009 at 12:27 pm

   Oh how this made me giggle.
   I’ve never read a sex toy review from a dood before and this was a good one to start out with! Glad that you enjoyed it!

   Now to find a dood.

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3. Al_Pal says:

   03/14/2009 at 3:22 pm

   Awesome. That line about the frank and beans was totally tweet worthy!

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4. dawn says:

   03/15/2009 at 6:13 am

   oh so awesome!

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5. Carla Hefley says:

   03/15/2009 at 1:21 pm

   Okay that was great. I guess I’m going to have to make The Hubby get on this blog and read. He would love this.

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6. CALHOUN79 says:

   03/19/2009 at 3:41 am

   OK LOOK LADYS THE RING IS NOT ALL THAT . TO BE FRANK WITH YOU THAY ARE TO SMALL . BUT THE GOOD THING A BOUT IT IS THAY THE WEMAN LIKE IT . THAY NEED TO MAKE ONE THAT IS A LITTLE BIT BIGER FOR US THAT HAVE BIG COCKS.NOW DONT GET ME RONG IT DID FILL PUTTY GOOD TO ME AS WELL.

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