Sassy Saturday – Wireless Butterfly Ring

It was time to spice things up here. Hubs had requested I browse around and find some “spice” for him to buy for us.

Then, as if the universe wants “spice” to bless our house, I got an email asking me to check out the community at Eden Fantasys.

Dudes, it’s an adult store that is tailored for ADULTS – married, committed, solo, gay, straight, lesbian – products for here …. there …. everywhere …. A place that’s out to make sex a non pervy, very healthy part of our lives. Actually. Screw that. It’s gonna help me make sex a part of MY life again – I don’t care about your sex life

I made my selection and it luckily arrived on a Saturday – so nice to be able to have some leisure time without having to send hubs off to work the next morning.

Kid was in bed, candle was lit, we were laying in bed talking, when we heard a sigh. Not the kind of sighs we were hoping for that evening. Little cockblocker toddler was in our room, making a beeline for the candle and proclaiming, “Hot! Hot! Hot!” while pointing at the candle. Not the kind of hot we were hoping for that evening.

For our second attempt, we skipped the whole talking thing and went for a more direct approach.

Out came (hee!) our new toy – the wireless butterfly ring.

We’d tried a “love ring” from a pleasure pack of condoms and it was ni-i-i-ce so I thought we’d upgrade a bit. I didn’t want any wires because I wasn’t really sure how that would work. This seemed like a nice step up without going too nutty.

Copious quantities of slick stuff applied, the ring slid on and off we went.

Score – husband 1

I adjusted the fluttery parts and as I was “gettin’ there” my inner commentary was:

“ni-hice!”

“. . .”

“wah?”

“um, is this buzzing less than before?”

The batteries were dying. Dammit.

New batteries, off we went.

Score 1 – wife

Score 2 – wife

Decided to remove the bullet (the part that buzzes) for some versatility, and before Score 2 – husband, it got hot and the batteries were fading again.

But it got the job done, and was a step up from the disposable one in the box (hee!)

I independently researched later in the week, during naptime, and the bullet, on its own, on a solo mission? Suh-weet! Score! Quiet, inconspicuous and quick. Excellent.

Overall – it’s a decent project, it gets the job done and was a nice upgrade from what we’d had before. If I had the chance to review another product I’d go for this one

(Sex toys provided by Eden Fantasys adult store.)

2 Responses to “Sassy Saturday – Wireless Butterfly Ring”

1. Amazing Greis says:

   05/29/2009 at 9:30 am

   These make me laugh! How do you get picked to review sex “toys”. LOL Just wonderin’…

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2. rachel-asouthernfairytale says:

   05/29/2009 at 11:40 am

   Love your reviews love y’all!
   awesome.

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