We want YOU! to get pimped out!
*to all ya’ll who are here because of the twitter DM – thank you – we don’t want anyone left out and it’s the best way we could think of to keep people in the loop of the party and the ads and stuffa*
Apparently, parties larger than a couple jugs of Kaiser Mommy and Cracker Cocktail in a hotel room cost money. Who knew? Part of how we are letting our sponsors show their support is through a sponsor catalog – now you know we’d never steer you wrong (yes, you need to retire that sweatshirt, and yes, you’ll be fine if you have another drink) – we’ve picked these sponsors because we think they have something you want. (And not just your orgasm inducer.)
In this catalog, we’ll also have vital information for what will make your stay in downtown Chicago even better. Not *just* Ree’s booze map, but it will be there too. So really, it’s a …. maga-catalog-zine.
Would YOU like in on the catalog? We have a back cover inside back cover page just begging for a square button showing the world that YOUR BLOG (store, pet goldfish … whatever) was in on this party. For ten dollars – You can have a spot on our back cover – you can put an ad, a shout out, the phone number of the bitch from high school who stole your man … it’s your spot – we’ll just print it.**
Not going to Chicago in July? No worries, you can also buy that spot to tell everyone who is there to eff off.
Now – here we are talking about you paying us money but why do we need money? Take a look at the price lists – that ad equals one drink.
We’re limited on how to make money; everyone has already seen Loter’s rack so that idea was shot …. The economy sux, so even though we are hooking up awesome *product* swag for y’all, companies are short on cash to pay for our — nay YOUR — BOOZE.
You get an awesome ad/whatever in our catalog that will reach roughly 500 BlogHer attendees, we get help on defraying party costs, and you will come out looking shiny, beautiful and AWESOME!!!
Maga-Catalog-zine designing starts TODAY! I’ll place spots in the order I get ‘em.
**I’m aiming for square ads, roughly sidebar button sized, when you send me the file, but I’m pretty easy, and I’m sure we can work something out, questions? give us a shout at contact @ room704 us
It’s looking like a 2.5 inch by 2.5 inch square is what will worth best for you to get a good quality print. Final size is currently looking 1.25 inch by 1.25 inch square.
(The fine print. Room 704 Media LLC reserves the right to refuse any ad based on site or advertisement content. In the event of refusal, you will be refunded 90% of your payment. Questions? Ask us in advance – contact at room704 dot us.)
YOU MAY PLACE YOUR ORDER BELOW …. WHERE IT SAYS “ADD TO CART” CLICK THAT BUTTON.
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Room 704 Media LLC is proud to say, "We pay our staff writers." The Clever Girls Collective are using their powers for good to help us make this possible. The CGC would also like to extend to all of you, 15% your total order at our favorite shapewear store - Yummie Tummie - Use code: YUMLOVE15 thru 2/12!
Congrats to Jennifer from Savor the Thyme, who won our Room 704 to Your Door package at the CGC party in Nashville!
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Am I way too late for this button/sticker thing?? Let me know, I want in.
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