We want YOU! to get pimped out!
*to all ya’ll who are here because of the twitter DM – thank you – we don’t want anyone left out and it’s the best way we could think of to keep people in the loop of the party and the ads and stuffa*
Apparently, parties larger than a couple jugs of Kaiser Mommy and Cracker Cocktail in a hotel room cost money. Who knew? Part of how we are letting our sponsors show their support is through a sponsor catalog – now you know we’d never steer you wrong (yes, you need to retire that sweatshirt, and yes, you’ll be fine if you have another drink) – we’ve picked these sponsors because we think they have something you want. (And not just your orgasm inducer.)
In this catalog, we’ll also have vital information for what will make your stay in downtown Chicago even better. Not *just* Ree’s booze map, but it will be there too. So really, it’s a …. maga-catalog-zine.
Would YOU like in on the catalog? We have a back cover inside back cover page just begging for a square button showing the world that YOUR BLOG (store, pet goldfish … whatever) was in on this party. For ten dollars – You can have a spot on our back cover – you can put an ad, a shout out, the phone number of the bitch from high school who stole your man … it’s your spot – we’ll just print it.**
Not going to Chicago in July? No worries, you can also buy that spot to tell everyone who is there to eff off.
Now – here we are talking about you paying us money but why do we need money? Take a look at the price lists – that ad equals one drink.
We’re limited on how to make money; everyone has already seen Loter’s rack so that idea was shot …. The economy sux, so even though we are hooking up awesome *product* swag for y’all, companies are short on cash to pay for our — nay YOUR — BOOZE.
You get an awesome ad/whatever in our catalog that will reach roughly 500 BlogHer attendees, we get help on defraying party costs, and you will come out looking shiny, beautiful and AWESOME!!!
Maga-Catalog-zine designing starts TODAY! I’ll place spots in the order I get ‘em.
**I’m aiming for square ads, roughly sidebar button sized, when you send me the file, but I’m pretty easy, and I’m sure we can work something out, questions? give us a shout at contact @ room704 us
It’s looking like a 2.5 inch by 2.5 inch square is what will worth best for you to get a good quality print. Final size is currently looking 1.25 inch by 1.25 inch square.
(The fine print. Room 704 Media LLC reserves the right to refuse any ad based on site or advertisement content. In the event of refusal, you will be refunded 90% of your payment. Questions? Ask us in advance – contact at room704 dot us.)
YOU MAY PLACE YOUR ORDER BELOW …. WHERE IT SAYS “ADD TO CART” CLICK THAT BUTTON.
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Author: Dawn (aka Kaiser Mommy)
y’all are awesome
maybe a tonguegasmic button is in order ?
loves
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If I don’t have a pass to Blogher can I get into the party?
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This is like buying a page in the yearbook isnt it? Hmmm, there ARE a few people I would love to say EFF OFF to….
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Dammit. Just moments after I transferred all the cash I own out of my paypal… I’m in…in like, a week.
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I wanna be there so much. Sucks I won’t be there cause we would have a great time!
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Sounds grand! I’m definitely in!
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You DO NOT need a BlogHer pass to get into our party — come one, come all!!
(But be aware we will only have 300 swag bags.)
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Oh! Me! Me! I want to pimp BOTH my blogs! Who do I send money and buttons to?
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I’ve sent payment through paypal. Let me know where to send the art. 4X4, right? 300 dpi?
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I’m getting email bounced back from that address???
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I’m so in! I’ll send the money by the end of the week. I just want a SWAG bag really!!
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so what you’re saying is, I am going to have to start paying you beeshes to be my friend? well I guess at $3.33.33 each, that’s a pretty good deal. I think the $10 should also guarantee me some FACE TIME with each of you also though! FACE TIME!
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If I purchased one of these, would I actually be able to use the word fuck in whatever my button says?
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Shit. I just spent all my paypal money on an anal bleaching kit. Thanks for the heads up Flingers. My butt coulda waited.
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Wow! This way I can ensure I will be represented in the Yearbook with all the cool kids. (not like high school, yeah I’m still bitter, shuddap). And anything to support you biatches. I like my vodka…blueberry. K, thx bai!
Flingy, are you still gonna lick me, or do I have to pay for that, too? Pretty sure that is freakin’ illegal. And Lotus, I wanna see that rack in person… but you can leave on the t-shirt, mama don’t roll that way.
T.
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Clearly if it involves booze I am in.
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Put me down for a Cincinnati Women Bloggers ad and a Mommy Bits Ad.
xoxoxoxo (lick) xoxoxo
Shannan
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Totally in! Greeblemonkey and Photoplaydate!
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(But. You know I am not actually attending BlogHer this year, right?)
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count me in for an ad!!
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OK – seriously – you know I’m in….will be sending you lovely ladies my drink money, I mean banners!
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I’m down with the in-crowd.
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Count me in for one!… wahoooooooooooo! I’ll be emailing you tomorrrrrrow!
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I’m in… now I just need a button. Save me a Swag Bag, ladies!
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If I pay now, can you just go grab my button.
And will you grab my button at the party if you get drunk enough?
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I swear I replied to this. I sent in my $$ will send in my square this weekend. Ya’ll are the best!
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Count me in. Just payed my money. Just as an FYI, it came from a different email…paypal is a pain about changing it.
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Pimp My
RideBlog! I always have money for booze.[Reply]
we’re in! Is it too late?
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Ok, VDog … I want one for the vay-kay biz. I’ll have the button by tamale. Can I get a double-wide version for my froo-froo trailer park ass???
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Okay, I’d like to submit the lamest button on the block, which will re-affirm that I’m just a lush. It’s fuzzy, but it’s me (yeah, also a swag whore).
I’ll just adjust the button size and send it on over… love y’all…
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Count me in! I missed the par-tay at Blissdom and lived to hear about that mistake forever! I’ll add in a button too…
See ya in Chicago!
jyl
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I can haz friends for $10? Done.
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Just bought my space! See you in Chicago! Can’t wait to ParTay!
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In. And trust me. I really need a re-do on my high school yearbook. Oh, and the button? New. Hot. Fresh out the oven thanks to @squaregirl & a new site to go along w/it. It’s good timing & I’m a happy gal! xo, @gwenbell
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Since I plan on drinking at least one drink at the party, I figure I can pay for it up front!
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Consider us in too. (I can speak for Aviva, right?)
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I’m in, too! Um… can someone make a button for me???
I was hoping to get to this event this year, but it is a scant two weeks before my summer vacation, and despite my awesomeness, I’ll need to keep some cash.
Next year on the east coast?
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Hey great idea! Especially for losers like me who aren’t going this year. sigh. But I promise I won’t tell anyone to eff off because I’m hoping to go next year!
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P.S. and what Gunfighter said….the EAST COAST!!!!
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Great idea! Love it! Will need to buy and ad when I’m sober.
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I love me some Kaiser Mommy Cocktail – count me in !
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I’m totally in!
Can’t wait!
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UH, DUH. I forgot I had to RSVP. I’ll be there, obvs.
Love you girls. xoxo
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Cannot wait to party it out in the lobby or anywhere else you so choose to take this.
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I’m sort of in-between blog designs but as soon as I have it finished and ensure I have permission from my lovely artist/designer, I will send something. In lieu of no permission for use of her design, I will send something less exciting or creative because well, I’m neither.
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LEt me know when it’s back open. We got paid yesterday lol.
Kas
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Can I buy two and make it a bigger ad? (Seriously.)
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Because I haven’t shamelessly plastered my button all over the interwebs please add moi!!!!!!
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