Because We Cant Put This Off Any Longer ~ THE PARTY PIMPAGE POST!!!!
We are Queens of Procrastination here at Room 704, and the lovely ladies we align ourselves with love them some procrastination, too. SO. Without further ado, I present to you:
THE OFFICIAL ROOM 704 PARTY PIMPAGE POST (in it’s full glory):
DRINKS sponsored by:
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And of course, drinks paid for by YOU!!!
AWESOME swag from:
PLUS MANY, MANY MORE!!! (We can’t give away ALL our surprises! But oh yes! Eden Fantasys and GoGirl are BRINGIN’ IT.)
Here’s how it’s going to go down – as best as we can tell anyway. Remember – we’re as transparent as saran wrap. No, we will not model the saran wrap for you.
10:30pm you will begin leaving the awesome People’s Party and making your way to “Java East.” Now, we are not encouraging you to dump another party for ours, NAY, we are encouraging you to make your way to us so the faboo ladies hosting the People’s Party can head on up to us as well, take a sigh of relief, relax, put their feet up and revel in a job well done; a party well thrown.
About the location – “Java East”….. oh Java East. Through a series of … interesting communications we have a very casual layout. We have easy accessibility, we have comfy couches…. we have a section of the first floor lobby. We feel for the people who decided *this* was a great idea, they’ll learn. They should consider themselves fortunate we are not decorating with inflatable penises …. Anyway. We will be very easy to find. Want to see it? Java East/Lobby Level/Sheraton Chicago. When it starts the 360 sweep and you see the fountain, hit pause. There is our area.
Hour One – 10:30pm-11:30pm
About the drinks: The first 200 people to make it to the bar at our party will get a tasty vodka drink on us. No tickets, no bracelets, whatever Hotel pricing for drinks is … WOW. So ask for your drinks without ice, and be sure to say big fat THANK YOUS to sponsors of *all* the parties at BlogHer. If you are potential sponsor reading this who would like to buy a round of drinks? Feel free to reach out to us at contact at room704 dot us. If you are still thirsty after our drinks run out, head to the ChiBar right next to us, get a drink and come back out to the party (yes, we’ve cleared that with the Sheraton big wigs, and yes, you can get “light fare” there too (aka FOOD) FYI).
About the swag: As a great big thank you to those who purchased ads from us — we are putting a sticker on a swag bag with your name on it. One bag per person, so yes, even if you ordered multiple ads/spots, it’s still gonna be one bag. Since we can’t figure out a good way to make sure you get a drink, we’ll make sure you get a swag bag. (We will also be posting the catalog at Room704 so everyone can see the awesome.) The rest of the bags will go out on a first come first served basis. If you would like a “vanilla” bag (i.e., one that doesn’t go “buzz” in the night) – be sure to grab one of the ‘ProtectABed’ bags and not the brown bags 
Hour Two – 11:30pm-12:30am
You can continue to get drinks from the ChiBar – and we will begin our giveaways. We have a LOT to giveaway. A LOT. So be sure to drop us your card when you get to the party so you are entered! We plan to have a place set up between the columns in front of the fountains. We’ll be the ones in the purple feather boas.
At some point we will be pimping and honoring our special guests — Stefania Pomponi Butler, a “Very Clever Girl(tm),” aka CityMama, and Michelle Lamar, aka White Trash Mom, who will be selling & signing copies of her book, The White Trash Mom’s Handbook. So don’t forget to bring some cash money for your book (and to buy something from ANOTHER special guest, yet to be announced!).
Last but not least, if you would like the latest in the series of buttons for the party – here it is!
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THANK YOU BEESHES AND GENTLEBEESHES!! WE LOVES YOUS AND HOPE TO SEE YOUS DERE!!!!!!!
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This sounds awesome. I cannot wait!
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I’ll be there, but you know that.
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Woot woot!
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Wahooo!!!
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Can. Not. Wait.
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yes, please.
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Honestly, this is the ONLY party that is on my “CAN’T miss” list. I cannot wait because you beeshes is bringing it, hardcore!
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can’t wait!!!!
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This is probably the party my husband wants me to attend the most!
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I’m super excited! Can’t wait..
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So very excited! Sounds like a blast!
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I’m Google Chatting with Drew from Edens Fantasy right now! It’s gonna be a great party!
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Sounds super fun! Can’t wait. I have to thank the people who helped me get to BlogHer in person, of course!
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All I keep thinking is…I will be the one to go into that fountain. Oh yes I will.
Can. Not. Wait.
See you all there!
~Marcy
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did i miss a post about drink bracelets or tickets!?
could someone steer me in the right direction? or am i completely off base here?
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I am so going to be there!
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In
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I can’t wait for this.
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There are people are that don’t want to buzz in the night? Yeah, I doubt we’ll have much to talk about, just sayin.
And love the swag bag idea – the swag bag issue is particularly stressful this year, and this bag is the only one I care about! Don’t worry, I’m bringing rechargeables this time.
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Okay this sounds like my kind of party! I’ll see you that night, but make sure and check me out during the day to win the MacBook!
http://www.mysentimentexactlee.com/2009/07/official-rules-for-macbook-contest-at.html
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Yahoo!
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I’m so scattered, I don’t remember if I ever actually RSVP’d for this or not, but I suppose since I’m that kind of guy, I’ll be at least wandering over to your area of the lobby whether you all like it or not. So there!
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[...] It’s so hard to even begin to write about an experience such as BlogHer, particularly when there is so much being written about icky things that happened at the conference in relation to swag hoarding, swag mania, and pushy women inappropriately interacting with the PR folks. I certainly don’t want to further highlight bad behavior, because I HATE giving credence to to those that crap all over the rest of us that were NICE and either looking to make business/money-making connections or to simply hang out with friends. On the flip side, NOT mentioning the bad things seems sort of like non-disclosure or like I’m completely ignoring the ENORMOUS elephant in the room wearing a pink boa and Crocs, donning a bTrendie bag stuffed with e.l.f cosmetics and Tide samples, and holding an ever-buzzing vibrator. [...]