Best Frickin Watch on the DVR Greys 11/5

Again – HAI – SPOILERS – IT’S A LIVE BLAWG.

Well this is going to go well. Sarcasm. Already heard from @brigidday on twitter last week that this week’s episode was supposed to have newborn problems. Then I flip on the set to start my dvr watching and see a dead boy laying out for his parents to see. So I’m thinking I can tell @mamaspohr to skip this week already.

Pagers going off in the middle of the night. Grandness. Oh good. Teen fell off roof. Another teen is pregnant with infant with stroke in utero. And this is before the credits. Pardon me while I DM @mamaspohr FUCK NO ON TEH GA.

“Oh that’s your plan, ignore the scalpel hungry animal.” Torres re: Xtina

Oh and fabulous. Cute little boy named Wallace. I’m pretty sure he’s the one who is not alive at the end of the ep. He’s a little precocious but seems to be non annoying so far. Although – FUNNY – his mom is Wallace’s mom from Veronica Mars.

And the parents want to give 25 MILLION dollars to the hospital.

Break and BACK.

Awwwww – Torres and Arizona, Hunt and Xtina, Mark and Lexie – all eating breakfast together. Awwwwwww.

Derek still fired but showing up for work. Alex needs to talk to the Chief. About her UNPAID balance of the hospital bills for Izzie. I kinda want to barf. It’s possible I’m projecting some dead dad issues here. At least it stops me from eating the popcorn.

Reed still sucking up to Alex. Alex nice and abrupt so he totally wants to sleep with her.

Wallace is already declining. Of course. Since it’s his bday week and Arizona’s bday week.

Oh sweet fucking hell. Teen mom wanting to hold her baby. Both are too unstable to move. I’d cry. But this is just tv. I know the real story of the real life mom who checked out of the hospital to go see her Madeline. Which was two years ago this week by the way.

Kid who fell off the roof – perfect kid except she shroomed and fell off the roof. Oops. Docs kinda love her.

Alex being sweet to little tiny baby girl. DM @mamaspohr again – NEVER EVER EVER WATCH THIS EPISODE.

Meanwhile cute little Wallace is really close and the parents are now waving the money at the hospital to make them do surgery that probably won’t work. Oh and hai the Chief is all pushy. Man I hope not just for the money.

They are acting like the kangaroo hold is revolutionary and new. Uh hai, raise your hand if you’ve heard of it before. But getting to watch half naked Karev holding a baby – worth it.

“Have you started to lactacte yet?” Derek to Alex

“Is there where the calendar shoot is?” Mark to Alex

Christina and Avery totes defy Hunt and Torres by cracking open a chest to fix an embolus in a heart. Hunt – not amused. Xtina – awesome. Their fight after? Awesome. Avery? Awesome. Maybe I’m just happy to see ass kicking and not kids kicking it.

Oh fucking hell. Kid is scared to go under b/c he’s heard dying is like going to sleep. And in direct contrast to the awesome morning scene – now Arizona, Callie, Xtina and Hunt are all arguing.

“Bitches.” Xtina re: Arizona and Hunt.

Gonna have to make another Arizona chip sandwich for how she articulates why she’s not talking to Wallace’s parents. You go woman!

Perky sweet happy Meredith with morose Xtina.

“I hate married happy you.” Xtina to Mere

Xtina chews the ass of the broken bone girl in a total monologue that was of course all about Xtina and not about the girl. But hey, it was still fun.

Arizona walks into her surprise party and starts crying. Mark totally knows surprise party was a horrible call. Um. Yeah. I’m loving Jessica Capshaw. Any pretty actress who will actually let herself look crying and actually bad – I like it.

Gotta give Alex props. Can’t pay a 200K hospital bill so he figures he’ll sit and hold a baby with his shirt off. Sounds like a good way of coping to me.

If Avery kisses Yang and Hunt sees I’ll be sad. Avery has nips showing through his shirt. But he kisses her and she pushes him back. And goes to Hunt. I’m not really sure him going home with her is the way to fix this problem.

Wallace’s parents still giving the money b/c of Arizona’s awesomeness. Arizona goes home to Callie who is dressed in some awesomesauce lingerie all, “I’m awake! I have hats! And donuts! (remember, Arizona is all about grief and donuts). Arizona says, “I love you” and Callie looks like she’s just been given 25 Million dollars.

My twhirl dings. From mamaspohr: “I’m beginning to think I shouldn’t watch it.”

#snort. My job here is done.

3 Responses to “Best Frickin Watch on the DVR Greys 11/5”

1. Amo says:

   11/05/2009 at 9:07 pm

   And you have just saved me 50 minutes. Thank you!

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2. Brigid says:

   11/06/2009 at 9:31 pm

   I finally sat down to watch DVRd episode, FORGETTING it was episode of sadness. Should have just turned it off and come here instead.

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3. TexasRed says:

   11/12/2009 at 8:50 pm

   Totally deleting this episode and skipping to the next. Don’t need dead baby sadness. Thanks.

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