Motivation to be Environmentally Friendly

Top Ten Ways Reducing Trash Will Get Me More Sex

10. Less fast food = less trash = weight loss = sex

9. Less Starbucks = less trash = more money for lingerie (that I’ll look good in b/c of #10.) = sex

8. Less time shopping for things we don’t really need = less trash = more free time = sex

7. Cloth diapers = no rotting disposables sitting around the house = nice smelling house = makes candles work better for setting mood = sex

6. Fresh fruit = no trash = more energy = sex

5. Less trash = more freedom for Kaiser to play in the other room = sex

4. Less trash to landfills = less landfills = more outdoors = more places to have sex

3. Less packaged food = less trash = better health = longer life = more time for… sex

2. Less trash in car = clean car = less time spent cleaning car = more time for sex

1. Less trash Scout has to take out = happy Scout = sex

9 Responses to “Motivation to be Environmentally Friendly”

1. Colleen - Mommy Always Wins says:

   11/18/2009 at 9:57 am

   HA! Love this list!

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2. middle-aged-woman says:

   11/18/2009 at 10:13 am

   Girl, you are totally motivating me in the wrong direction.

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3. VDog says:

   11/18/2009 at 11:17 am

   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

   LOVE

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4. AmazingGreis says:

   11/18/2009 at 11:21 am

   LMAO! I needed a good laugh today, thanks!

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5. Amanda @ High Impact Mom says:

   11/18/2009 at 11:24 am

   Thank you for this today Dawn
   This is all kinds of awesome!

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6. Kel says:

   11/18/2009 at 11:50 am

   Love this! Fantastic. I think I will become more environmentally friendly now.

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7. Summer says:

   11/18/2009 at 1:37 pm

   I’m hanging this above my recycling bin! LOL

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8. Zoeyjane says:

   11/18/2009 at 5:01 pm

   #2 should have said:

   Less trash in car = clean car = more room in the care for road-side sex

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9. Al_Pal says:

   11/25/2009 at 1:59 am

   Haha awesome. ZoeyJane’s amendment is great, too.

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