(I sent out a tweet for cocktail recipes – apparently ya’ll like to drink as much as we do because we got a flood of awesome options – they will be featured in the coming weeks! Thanks to all our lush followers!)
Hello, guest blogger here. Mommentator in the house to share an ever-so-classy way to get shitfaced social.
Just like a nice double-stranded pearl necklace, your drink of choice can enhance the overall effect. I present:
Gin and Tonic.
Simply Delicious
Gather: Ice, Gin (Bombay Sapphire), Tonic and Limes
Be picky about limes. I encourage you to shop Costco. Limes are sold, smartly, by the ginormous bag. You can get nearly 30 for around $4.99. This should last you a long weekend with the in-laws.
Fill your glass with ice. Squeeze half a lime into the glass. Fill glass with gin 3/4 of the way; Finish with tonic until you simply must take a sip. Stir. Enjoy.
Only caution: You might keep this handy for bedtime:

Mommentator is totally a Room 704 girl. She balances mommyhood, conservative politics and fabulous snark with plenty of hard alcohol. I told you she was our girl!
Is it just me, or does it look like that cooch has a balzac???
Snort.
Also? Vodka tonics make a nice alternative. ;P
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It’s a bit Ballzy. I agree.
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Ha! It does look like she is packing in that last image.
I would love to see a post on sexy underwear that is not uncomfortable.
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