BFROTN: The Queen Of Shake-Shake (aka @queenofshake )

I’ve been reading Heather, The Queen of Shake-Shake, for around two years now. I keep coming back for more because homegirl is HIGH-Larry-Us. Hilarious.

Heather can make us laugh at skid marks, fresh mait, and snatch flashes. In a word, this lady is FUNNY.

She’s also unbelievably gorgeous, put-together, well-tressed and damn near perfect. Bitch. I keed, I keed.

When I first starting reading Heather’s blog, I imagined she was a Queen of an Island — like Long Island, or something. Because she was just so damn hilarious and she had dark hair — and wasn’t she the stereotypical tri-state area woman?? No. No she wasn’t.

I was Not. Even. Close.

Heather is your fan-fucking-tastic Southern Belle, complete with homemade buttercream frosting. She rawks my socks off, and she’ll do the same for you.

Miss Queen of Shake-Shake is 704 material as evidenced in this recent post:

As we reach the door to exit, Payton turned around and yelled to the ENTIRE DAMN STORE…

“My mom NEEDS to drink!”

Shit motherfucker.

To sum: Add The Queen of Shake-Shake to YOUR Best Freakin’ Reads on the Net folder. You won’t be disappointed. And go show her a little Room 704 love, wouldja, please??

11 Responses to “BFROTN: The Queen Of Shake-Shake (aka @queenofshake )”

1. TexasRed says:

   05/07/2009 at 10:43 am

   LOVE Heather’s blog! You’re right, she’s hilarious & a perfect fit with Room 704!

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2. Dawn says:

   05/07/2009 at 10:44 am

   its totes true. i love her. elevator 13 and all.

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3. Danielle @ ExtraordinaryMommy says:

   05/07/2009 at 11:54 am

   Love it! just prime-time comedy!

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4. Amo says:

   05/07/2009 at 3:33 pm

   Yeah, I second all of the above!

   She is milk-out-of-your-nose funny.

   And that kinda funny is hard to come by…

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5. MariaV says:

   05/08/2009 at 12:47 am

   I’m always happy to read someone who brings on the funny. Thanks.

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6. Heather, Queen of Shake Shake says:

   05/08/2009 at 2:18 am

   Oh gosh, you wimminz are too kind. I’m blushing, I swear. Wait, no, that’s just a bad make up job. But I’m more than flattered! And humbled.

   Thank you, Room 704! And my George thanks you too! *wink wink*

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7. Al_Pal says:

   05/08/2009 at 3:20 am

   OMFG, yo. HighLarryUS indeed.
   Just posted my first two comments of 704 love.
   Will continue after sleep.

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8. Mrs. Flinger says:

   05/14/2009 at 2:36 pm

   I love heather longtime.

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9. Agent Provocateur says:

   05/15/2009 at 7:12 pm

   Stellar woman, too!

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10. Marinka says:

    05/22/2009 at 2:31 pm

    I fucking worship at the altar of Heather.

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11. texasholly @ June Cleaver Nirvana says:

    05/31/2009 at 6:14 am

    I can’t disagree with any of it. At all.

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