Comments on: Sassy Saturday – Afterglow Massage Candle

By: Lisa

Lisa — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:16:10 +0000

This is hilarious! Keep it from those places PLEASE

By: Al_Pal

Al_Pal — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:28:46 +0000

*snort* Too.Damn.Funny.

By: Twenty Four At Heart

Twenty Four At Heart — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:50:49 +0000

My esthetician just poured wax AROUND my vagina for my first-ever brazilian last week and you know what? It burned like a mo fo! Really hot wax on the cooter is not sexy at all.

By: cindy w

cindy w — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 03:42:23 +0000

For some reason I keep thinking of that line from Silence of the Lambs – “It rubs the lotion on its body.” And now I’m totally creeped out. Plus, my husband is not a very good back massager; he kind of gives me the 2-minute treatment & is ready to move on. Hardly worth the candle.

But, yeah, this?
“She asks if it’s edible, licks my shoulder, and then spits in the garbage can 10-15 times.”

That made me laugh so hard I almost woke my kid up.