We here at 704 are forever impressed with those who get out and pursue their passions. One of us has athletic passions … while 2 of us … do not.
While we will never wear our country’s colors on a podium at the Olympic sports games – there ARE events where we will ALWAYS take the gold.
Opening Ceremonies – I believe we have established we can throw a party. Or two. Perhaps three … hm …
Alpine Swiss Cheese Eating
Speed Drinking
Bicoastal Skypeathon
Tonsil Hockey
Free Swag Distributing
Lugee Wiping
Shortness
Nordic Trak (okay, this is just to make sure you are paying attention. Only if there is a piece of chocolate cake as a reward.)
Cross-Country Airport Hopping
Ironing Board Ignoring
Curling Our Toes. Ahem.
Care to give us a score, judges? *wink*
(please click the photos to be taken to the flickr pages of the photographers)
Holy crap my boobs are like 2 inches from Chris’s face.
What do we call that event?
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Totally “in” for an Opening Ceremonies event — think my hubs is already planning spending the day in the garage that night.
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We call that event “Manning Up!”
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Bwahahaha, OMG so much love, for the post, and the comments.
I’m totes down for most of these events.
Also, the commentathon.
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I love it! My favorite is Bicoastal Skypeathon.
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