Extreme Beer Makeover by @amazinggreis

Ode to Green Beer
St. Patrick’s Day is very near.
Hip hip hooray for my green beer.
It’s cold and wet and sweet on my lips;
If I drink enough I might show you my tits!

That little piece of awesomeness was written by yours truly.  Writing for Room704 has definitely corrupted me, or maybe it was all the green beer I consumed to prepare for this post, either way I’m not complaining.  I love both the Room704 bitches ladies and green beer equally the same.  Actually, I take that back, I love the Room704 bitches ladies way MORE!!

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day I’m going to teach you how to make your own green beer, and before you get your hopes up there’s no brewing required.  I’m teaching you the crackertastic way, which means you buy your beer already canned/bottled at your local grocery store and you’re set.  See, easy, right?  And, you’re saving money because you won’t be paying bar prices.  You can stay home and drink beer while in your green pajamas watching Wednesday night television.  It’s a win win if you ask me!

Green Beer

Ingredients:

- Beer
- Mug
- Green Food Color
- Spoon

Directions:

- Poor your beer of choice into a frosty mug.
- Add 7 drops of green food color.
- Stir and ENJOY!

*Greis & Room704 encourage you all to drink responsibly, if you drink don’t drive.  We are not responsible for tit showing or any other naughty behavior that may occur after you’ve had 1 2 10 beers.*

3 Responses to “Extreme Beer Makeover by @amazinggreis”

1. TJB says:

   03/04/2010 at 11:09 am

   Loved the ode. And love that I now know how to make green beer.

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2. SarahInMI says:

   03/04/2010 at 2:13 pm

   See, now green beer is pretty. Looks less like an infected urine sample.

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3. Al_Pal says:

   03/17/2010 at 5:19 pm

   *giggle*
   Awesome. ;D

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