It’s Not Easy Being Green by @sleepynewmommy

I’m sitting in the coffee shop at a green laminate table.  I drink my latte out of a green cup.  I’m wearing a green shirt.  And despite all of these coincidences, I still have a brain fart every time I try to find something “green” to write about.

I can’t talk about envy or green beer or even green panties.  Mah bitchez have already stolen those from me.

I’m not exactly environmentally friendly, as evidenced by the time we burned a tire in our front yard.  And some carpet.  And maybe a couch.  *cough* rednecks *cough*

Green pee after taking vitamins?  The Grinch?  Green poop?  When two people hook up and need antibiotics afterwards?  The moldy food in the back of my fridge?

And then it hit me that some boogers are green.  And I jokingly said that I would just post a picture of myself, in which I am picking my nose.  And then I was told by fellow staff writers that I should.  And I think we all know where this is going…

6 Responses to “It’s Not Easy Being Green by @sleepynewmommy”

1. AmazingGreis says:

   03/04/2010 at 9:54 am

   Nice, LMAO!

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2. TJB says:

   03/04/2010 at 10:06 am

   That’s no nose pick – dig deep woman. No, I’m kidding (sort of), that was hilarious.

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3. middle-aged-woman says:

   03/04/2010 at 3:50 pm

   I’m with TJB, all the good cornflakes are much deeper.

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4. Tonya says:

   03/05/2010 at 2:04 pm

   I’m so proud we’re related.

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5. SarahInMI says:

   03/08/2010 at 8:33 am

   SNORT.

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6. Mary @ Holy Mackerel says:

   03/10/2010 at 10:14 am

   A great ending to an even greater post!! So glad I came here, and I will definitely keep coming back for more green goop!!

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