X is an asshole, anyway. Hmph. by @sarcasticmomlc

I’m pretty much plagued daily by Swiss Cheese Memory.  Some of us blame “Mommy Brain” while others of us freely admit it’s just CRS of a rampant and unidentified origin.  Sometimes I worry about the decline in my mental… um, what’s it called? Oh yeah, mental acuity.

They say that wordplay helps you stay sharp.  Let’s see if I can think of a “green” thing for every letter of the alphabet!

Apple
Booger
Clover
Drunkard
Eco-friendly
Fungus
Grass
Half-baked
Immature
Jealousy
Kine bud
Leaves
Money
Naivety
Olives
Pickles
Quince
Rotten
Snake
Turtle
Unripe
Vertigo
Wintergreen
Xaslkdfjsd (SHUT UP I DARE YOU TO FIND ONE)
Yucca
Zucchini

What would you replace here with a different word?

Can you do a green ABC? (I bet you can’t figure out X, butthole. Yeah, I saw you laughing at me.)

9 Responses to “X is an asshole, anyway. Hmph. by @sarcasticmomlc”

1. Kel says:

   03/04/2010 at 10:09 am

   Ok, so I totally laughed at you about X. And no, I can’t think of an x word, or a green one for that matter.

   [Reply]
2. TJB says:

   03/04/2010 at 10:14 am

   Hmm, well I can think of a green/ eco-friendly product for X – Xylene. Does that count?

   And I totally couldn’t laugh at you because there is no way I could come up with that list. I only know Xylene because I ran across it in a green iPhone application.

   [Reply]
3. AmazingGreis says:

   03/04/2010 at 11:10 am

   I love you, that is all!

   [Reply]

   

   AmazingGreis Reply:
   March 4th, 2010 at 11:13 am

   P.S. kids xylophone’s usually have a green piece on them.

   [Reply]

   

   Ewokmama Reply:
   March 4th, 2010 at 7:03 pm

   That’s exactly what I was gonna say!

   [Reply]

   

   VDog Reply:
   March 28th, 2010 at 10:55 am

   Me three!
4. SarahInMI says:

   03/04/2010 at 12:44 pm

   Can I get my nerd on you?

   What about XYLEM?

   I know. I’m so sorry.

   [Reply]
5. middle-aged-woman says:

   03/04/2010 at 3:52 pm

   x-ray of a leprechaun? Sarah stole xylem.

   [Reply]
6. Al_Pal says:

   03/06/2010 at 12:46 am

   *grin* Cool list! A green-lit “eXit” sign is as close as I was gonna get…

   [Reply]