Do you know what a party is? by @undercovermama

Hello Ladies and Gents,

Did you know that it’s party time in Room 704? Well, it is. and I’m here to make sure that you know a party when you see one. Didn’t expect to have to take a pop quiz, did you? Yeah I’m just FULL of shit surprises.

Is a party…

a) Six women on a Vegas road trip for a birthday celebration no husbands, no kids, and no evidence cameras allowed

b) A FOUR! HOUR! TRIP! That took six because there was traffic, AND the driver was driving as slow as frozen molasses going uphill, AND we had to make a stop because the rental car was having issues AND we had to drop off someone on the outskirts of Las Vegas – and instead of just slowing down and sort of pushing her out, she went INSIDE thus delaying our partying while she played with the most adorable baby ever and made with the chitchat.

c) Going to a bar at 4AM AFTER leaving a club, where 2 VERY cute, VERY nice Irishmen chatted us up, danced with, and bought us SO many drinks that I took my last drink with me to breakfast at 10:30ish in the morning before FINALLY going to bed.

d) A trip to the emergency room for one of the six said women because she forgot that she needed to drink WATER along with her margaritas (made with Patron because Patron> Jose Cuervo) and so she got dehydrated.

e) A random run-in with a gorgeous Scotsman who was wearing a kilt, who allowed us to outrageously flirt and generally make him feel like a piece of meat, and when asked if he was regimental proceeded to flash us his very nice ass (and me, with my blue ribbon left at home)

Multiple guess, boys and girls. Can you identify a party? Do you know what a good time is when it  flashes you bites you on the ass?

Annnnd go!

4 Responses to “Do you know what a party is? by @undercovermama”

1. misstejota says:

   07/09/2010 at 12:11 pm

   Well I don’t know what a party is, so it’s been decided that I’m just going to tag along with you at whatever you plan to do for the rest of your life. You seemed to always be having fun and everyone I know is lame, so yeah I’ve become your new stalker, wanna be bestie. You don’t mind, do ya?

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2. mom2jazz says:

   07/09/2010 at 12:42 pm

   AHAHHAHA…and the pool party guy w/ the hot piece of….chicken, we must not forget him. LOL

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3. Nancy [Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas] says:

   07/29/2010 at 1:47 pm

   Y’all really need to include me next time. I have water.

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4. VDog says:

   07/29/2010 at 3:15 pm

   OMG WOMAN!!! That sounds AWESOME!!!! Except the dehydration part. Next time, bring SmartWater in a cooler!!

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