The Great Divorce

Sure, I know CS Lewis wrote some crap about the division of the church and BLAHBLADYBLAH. But that wasn’t about ME. And people? IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT ME. I’ve recently become part of a divorced couple. Not with Mr. Flinger, no no, we’ll kill each other before we try to split our assets, both of them, but with a group friend. It was a somewhat dysfunctional family, sure, with her and I as the two on...

Eiieeyyy Matey!

(Originally Published March 24, 2009) I think you know the seven oh four gals recently got together in the sunny, er, wet city of Seattle for a little reunion. Part of the plan was to take headshots for this here website. And wouldn’ya know? THE SUN! It came out! Eiieeyyy. I’ve long known I have this.. thing.. with my left eye. It’s not lazy, it’s just squinty. As I age, it’s getting...

Let’s talk about tampons, shall we?

(Originally Published March 18, 2009) I’ve had this discussion with a lot of friends. We sit around gabbing about what we’ll be making for dinner and then the switch to our periods and then talk about tampons and pads and having a lovely period. Right. But I have had the “OMG, you don’t use a TAMPON” discussion more than once. And the follow up “Aren’t you afraid...

Bewbs and the Over-The-Shoulder-Boulder-Holder (if by boulder you mean saggy coin stuffed nylons)

(Originally Published March 4, 2009) I used to have extremely large bewbs. It’s true, I wore like six sports bras during cross country and still got black eyes. Those suckers were so large, I could barely hold my neck up right. I sordda sagged forward and let them rest on the table or desk during school and could only wear the “special” bras that cost two mortgage payments. Then, when the insurance...

My lump. My lump. My lovely lady lump.

(Originally Published Februrary 25, 2009) About eight months ago I found a lump. I found it on my thryoid and decided either I was born one of those half female-half male types and my parents never told me OR it was no big deal. I went with no big deal. Earlier this week I noticed that lump again only this time it was bigger. [Insert fear! Panic! Mayem! GOOGLE DIAGNOSING] So I thought I better go get that bitch...

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