My lump. My lump. My lovely lady lump.

(Originally Published Februrary 25, 2009) About eight months ago I found a lump. I found it on my thryoid and decided either I was born one of those half female-half male types and my parents never told me OR it was no big deal. I went with no big deal. Earlier this week I noticed that lump again only this time it was bigger. [Insert fear! Panic! Mayem! GOOGLE DIAGNOSING] So I thought I better go get that bitch...

Serenity Now Sunday 12 13 09

This post is from Mrs.Flinger and is for Serenity Now Sunday, a category where we strive to reach each other across religious lines and find a greater love. Or some such cheesy shit like that. I grew up reciting the Apostles Creed every Sunday. I can still turn my mind off and repeat the prayer verbatim. Ironically, as I’m sitting in Sin City with a group of people I met online, I find myself creating a new...

The cracker version of the Paris Character. Wee.

I wrote the “proper” version of this on Mrs. Flinger and thought for my Monday Morning Seven-oh-Four I’d do the cracker version of my Chakov character. So.. without further adu and a sip of whisky: This Monday, as part of the official kickoff of {W}rite-of-passage, I’m doing a story about “Character.” This challenge originally came from Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott and is the structure for...

The Whole Point

I recently went to a blogger gathering in Seattle here locally put on by Red Plum. I was sitting among a group of women I know, have ran in to a few times, and enjoy too much for the number of times I actually get to see them. I was sitting next to Stacey talking about Vegas. She is going! It’s her birthday, too! And when I said Vdog was one of my best friends she said, “OH! Are you one of the 704...

There once apon a time

was a girl who went to Holland. Who had never smoked weed or anything but who had some… beerz, of the local aland. Too many, actually. ANd she… Got totally smashed on teh localz beerz…which was not unlike her homeland of Fogandraindola (aka SEATTLE). But it IS totally unlike it becqausr Zserootle (Seattle) doeszn’t have teh strong beer z like HOLLAND. Hwchihc is.. AWESOME because THIS girl?...

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