(Originally Published March 18, 2009)
I’ve had this discussion with a lot of friends. We sit around gabbing about what we’ll be making for dinner and then the switch to our periods and then talk about tampons and pads and having a lovely period.
Right.
But I have had the “OMG, you don’t use a TAMPON” discussion more than once. And the follow up “Aren’t you afraid...
(Originally Published March 4, 2009)
I used to have extremely large bewbs. It’s true, I wore like six sports bras during cross country and still got black eyes. Those suckers were so large, I could barely hold my neck up right. I sordda sagged forward and let them rest on the table or desk during school and could only wear the “special” bras that cost two mortgage payments.
Then, when the insurance...
(Originally Published Februrary 25, 2009)
About eight months ago I found a lump. I found it on my thryoid and decided either I was born one of those half female-half male types and my parents never told me OR it was no big deal.
I went with no big deal.
Earlier this week I noticed that lump again only this time it was bigger. [Insert fear! Panic! Mayem! GOOGLE DIAGNOSING] So I thought I better go get that bitch...
This post is from Mrs.Flinger and is for Serenity Now Sunday, a category where we strive to reach each other across religious lines and find a greater love. Or some such cheesy shit like that.
I grew up reciting the Apostles Creed every Sunday. I can still turn my mind off and repeat the prayer verbatim. Ironically, as I’m sitting in Sin City with a group of people I met online, I find myself creating a new...
I wrote the “proper” version of this on Mrs. Flinger and thought for my Monday Morning Seven-oh-Four I’d do the cracker version of my Chakov character. So.. without further adu and a sip of whisky:
This Monday, as part of the official kickoff of {W}rite-of-passage, I’m doing a story about “Character.” This challenge originally came from Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott and is the structure for...
