I recently went to a blogger gathering in Seattle here locally put on by Red Plum. I was sitting among a group of women I know, have ran in to a few times, and enjoy too much for the number of times I actually get to see them.
I was sitting next to Stacey talking about Vegas. She is going! It’s her birthday, too! And when I said Vdog was one of my best friends she said, “OH! Are you one of the 704...
was a girl who went to Holland. Who had never smoked weed or anything but who had some… beerz, of the local aland. Too many, actually. ANd she…
Got totally smashed on teh localz beerz…which was not unlike her homeland of Fogandraindola (aka SEATTLE).
But it IS totally unlike it becqausr Zserootle (Seattle) doeszn’t have teh strong beer z like HOLLAND. Hwchihc is..
AWESOME because THIS girl?...
The trouble with “branding” and the modern blog
If you’ve ever heard of Anne Lamott, or read her, or adore her as I do, you would never hear one single person tell you that she’s a porn writer. Nobody blames her of having sold her soul to sex. But she writes about it. She talks openly about her sex life, after children, before children, creating children. She talks about her lovers and her...
If there was ever a doubt in your head, even the tiniest little piece of question, that I am worthy of being called a Cracker, let this resolve all wonder:
Why, yes, I did put the cookie dough on the bottom of the cookie sheet.
It’s how Cracker’s...
Where We Highlight the Weird, Cool, or Funny
Because your lube should look like a Sigg Bottle.
Because you need a flower with your clitoral stimulation gel. Clearly.
Easy to hide this vibrator since it looks like a computer mouse. Only, you know, hot pink.
Because everyone wants a vagina necklace with a baby coming out of it....
