I’m not a big drinker. I know that comes as a shock to most, but I don’t drink much. When I do partake, I make sure it’s worth my money, my driizzzunk brain, and my gut.
I really only have a rotation of 3 drinks on my list, two of which I kind of created-ish. I’m not a bartender, so I don’t know the ratios, but I don’t like the kick of alcohol, so usually one shot of the heavy...
I asked the all-powerful internet for some assvice on which partay songs should be included in an all-out party bash. (side note: If you need help with anything at all in the world, ask the Twitter.) I put in some of my own songs I require to boogie down, but if you have some opinions of some of your favorite party songs, give ‘em to me!
Modern and/or Gay (the happenin’ stuff those college kids and/or...
So, I have this friend.
She shared this story with me back when she was 16. Back when boys were stupid and girls didn’t believed it.
This friend had an on-and-off boyfriend as most high school “relationships” go. This boy was a dick as most teenage boys are.
This friend had had a few boyfriends and had been through a few bases on the ole Baseball Field of Sex. She hadn’t yet made it all the...
“I’m the luckiest girl in the world,” I thought when he asked me to be his girlfriend.
He asked one day in writing, and I instantly responded with an emphatic, “Yes!” I truly was the luckiest girl in the world. All the other girls congratulated me on my accomplishment in attaining the crest of relationships. Him.
J had wavy blond locks and deep crisp blue eyes. His muscular arms ...
You little minx.
You’ve been naughty, and you’ve been caught.
You thought you’d get away with posting that revealing nugget of Awesome on your blog without being noticed. But, guess what. You were noticed.
And we LOVE you for it.
“Nugget of Awesome” is a collection of the best raunchy, racy, titillating, funny, sexy, Awesome, dirty, and/or all of the above posts from around the...
