A growing obsession; I’m not proud… @AmazingGreis

Growing up over-weight I have never been one to care too much for the scale.  When you’re fat you don’t want any confirmation of your chubbiness.  Seeing my weight, in numbers, was always hard and made a good day turn bad quick, so scales were avoided at all costs. As most of you know I just recently had weight loss surgery.  It’s only been 3 weeks since my surgery date and I’m happy with...

Look, no hands… and I swallow by @AmazingGreis

I remember my first blow job like it was yesterday.  I was 21 and out with friends.  A random male stranger at the local bar dared me to do it, while others looked on.  I’m never one to shy away from a good dare, even if I’m out in public.  I sat down at the bar, my hands behind my back.  I slowly licked the rim and then without a second thought I grabbed the glass with my mouth and shot my head...

Don’t stop and smell the roses… by @amazinggreis

All flowers (and grass and pollen and trees and animals…you get the picture) are the death of me. I have allergies.  The doctor likes to call them seasonal.  I like to call them an ALL.YEAR.LONG.PAIN.IN.THE.ASS!  My allergies make me miserable for about 75% of the year.  The other 25% is bearable.  I take daily allergy medication all year long.  I get shots.  I’ve even been known to inhale nasal...

Silly Leprechaun, green drinks are for kids! by @amazinggreis

St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner and it’s become pretty customary for all things to turn green on March 17.  There’s green beer, green eggs and green water.  Basically, anything you could ever think of will likely be green on this one day a year. Growing up I had a neighbor that loved the holiday.  He wasn’t Irish and he wasn’t a Leprechaun, I just think he really liked...

Extreme Beer Makeover by @amazinggreis

Ode to Green Beer St. Patrick’s Day is very near. Hip hip hooray for my green beer. It’s cold and wet and sweet on my lips; If I drink enough I might show you my tits! That little piece of awesomeness was written by yours truly.  Writing for Room704 has definitely corrupted me, or maybe it was all the green beer I consumed to prepare for this post, either way I’m not complaining.  I love both the...