being an idiot is stressful by @sarcasticmomlc

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X is an asshole, anyway. Hmph. by @sarcasticmomlc

I’m pretty much plagued daily by Swiss Cheese Memory.  Some of us blame “Mommy Brain” while others of us freely admit it’s just CRS of a rampant and unidentified origin.  Sometimes I worry about the decline in my mental… um, what’s it called? Oh yeah, mental acuity. They say that wordplay helps you stay sharp.  Let’s see if I can think of a “green” thing for...

Midori Sour Recipe by @sarcasticmomlc

Want to celebrate something with a green drink, but hate beer? I am here to help. Actually, first, I’m here to say, what the hell is wrong with you? You don’t like BEER? It’s like I don’t even know you. So, anyway, it’s St. Patty’s Day or maybe Pay Day, or possibly just Tuesday, and you want something to drink, and you’d like that drink to be green. We’re festive,...

Green: A Photo Mosaic by @sarcasticmomlc

1. 05.29.09 So Screwed, 2. Landscape – Green View, Halla, 3. Green Bottle Fly, 4. Green Day Concert Stage (Montreal) – Green Day is Ever Green, 5. green stairs, 6. Green is my color for 2006, 7. Green, 8. macro green eye with purple m.a.c. and ben nye eyeshadow, 9. Green, 10. Green, 11. Really pretty green bird : yellow-green grosbeak, 12. green tea, 13. orange eyed green tree frog, 14. Out to make the...

Valentine’s Day gift? Done. by @sarcasticmomlc

Are you spending time worrying about what gift to get your lover for Valentine’s Day?  Please, ladies, do not stress this one. I have the perfect gift idea for you, and it requires very little effort.  That’s how we like it, right? (At least us crackers/lazy douches, that is.) All you need is a bow.  Not even a new one, either.  Just grab a leftover one from Christmas, or something.  In fact,...