It’s Not Easy Being Green by @sleepynewmommy

I’m sitting in the coffee shop at a green laminate table.  I drink my latte out of a green cup.  I’m wearing a green shirt.  And despite all of these coincidences, I still have a brain fart every time I try to find something “green” to write about. I can’t talk about envy or green beer or even green panties.  Mah bitchez have already stolen those from me. I’m not exactly environmentally friendly, as...

Green Cream to Make Your Poontang Scream* by @sleepynewmommy

About 7 or so years ago my dear husband (boyfriend at the time) was sent on his first deployment since we had started dating.  I was invited by one of our closest friends to come over and hang out at his house.  He was having a party…or so he said.  When I got there, I found out that it was one of *those* parties.  With lingerie.  And massive dildos.  And vibrators.  And sexy good time fun.  And both men...

Hop, Skip & Go Naked by @sleepynewmommy

(Totally my ass being grabbed there, FYI) I was first introduced to this drink when I went to Oklahoma State University and it’s my go-to when I want to get really, really drunk.  My disclaimer:  I always end up naked when I drink this, so consider who you’re hanging out with before indulging. What you need: 2 beers, your choice (though Natty is usually the only thing I could afford in college) 1...

Celebration by @sleepynewmommy

“Celebrate what you want to see more of.” – Thomas J. Peters I agreed to do this Serenity post, then mildy freaked out since I am the farthest thing from serene.  In fact, I doubt that’s ever been a term used to describe me.  I’m more like a chihuahua on crack.  I don’t even sleep peacefully, just ask my husband.  So I went to my old pal Google and looked up “quotes...

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