Upon my return from the bliss that was BlogHer, I posted about my shock at the contents of my Room 704 grab bag. As my roommates dumped their bags out and squealed with delight at the contents, I timidly poked one finger in the brown-paper-bag-abyss that secretly held the contents of my very first sex toy. (It took me five minutes to type those last two words.)
You see, this was not only my first *toy*, it was the...
