My wife lit Afterglow, the Natural Massage Candle and we waited for the wax to pool into “a high-slip massage oil that softens and hydrates the skin”.
TOP SECRET ROOM 704 DAD: I’m going to pour the hot wax in your vagina. I wonder if that’s cool or not. Did you read the directions?
JENNA: The box clearly says to NOT pour the wax in my vagina. What the hell, Top Secret Room 704 Dad?
TSR704D: It says...
It has been entrusted to me to receive, free of charge, Jesse Jane’s Futurotic Pussy With Multi-Speed Vibrations, to fuck this “1 Pound of Pure Ecstasy” made of “New Futurotic Material” (which, to my untrained cock, felt like—well—rubber), and review it.
First, it’s my pleasure to announce that I had a hell of a time getting inside my Jesse Jane replica. This was a tremendously good thing for my...
For any guys that may have stopped by to read this review, feel free to skip to the end. I think you’ll find all the pertinent information you need there.
Massage oil may not be the first thing that comes to mind when you think “sex toy” (I know you, the first thing that comes to your mind is “anal intruder” you dirty bird you) but really, a sex toy is something that’s meant to...
Ah…the beginners cock ring. Ok, to be fair I’m not *exactly* a beginner. A while back I purchased a vibrating c-ring, the type that fits only around the frank, leaving the beans to flutter in the wind. Wasn’t crazy about it. For one, it was really tight. Tight enough to cross the line between “enhance” and “hurt“. That and the fact that it took a ton of lube to get on,...
