Sparkle party in my pants. by @misstejota

Vajazzle:  the bedazzling of one’s lady bits or manly manscaped area. A few weeks ago I found out about vajazzling.  And being the dorky, plump, idiot I am I proceeded to giggle and snort like a fool for about three hours.  As well as, come up with all kind of options of what vajazzled glory I would get on my cooter if I ever got the gumption and extra cash laid in my hand to do so.  Getting vajazzled...

I don’t want no stinkin’ flowers.

Flowers are a little gifts from Mother Nature.  They brighten our world, make us take a break and ponder the big and small things in our lives, bring smiles to our faces, and blah, blah, blah.  However, they don’t fill our bellies.  And before one of you smart aleck folks mention edible flowers, think before you comment, because I will virtually punch you in your throat – I KID (sort of). Any-who,...

I present to you a spinach smoothie! by @tjbarber

Are you cringing, gagging because you read the words spinach smoothie – have no fear it doesn’t taste like spinach. The flavor of your smoothie takes on the essence of the desired fruit you use for it. Giving you a smoothie that is yummy, naturally sweetened, healthy and packed with vitamins. So whether you need a gluten/ lactose free option and/or want something that will help to make your poop so lovely that...

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