My Dentist Thanks You by @outdoordogs

Upon my return from the bliss that was BlogHer, I posted about my shock at the contents of my Room 704 grab bag. As my roommates dumped their bags out and squealed with delight at the contents, I timidly poked one finger in the brown-paper-bag-abyss that secretly held the contents of my very first sex toy. (It took me five minutes to type those last two words.) You see, this was not only my first *toy*, it was the...

Serenity Now Sunday: Why Worry?

My sister-in-law took a photo of this on her Bermuda vacation: The text: Why Worry? There are only two things to worry about. Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you will get well, or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about. If you die there are only two things to worry...

Sassy Saturday – Afterglow Massage Candle

My wife lit Afterglow, the Natural Massage Candle and we waited for the wax to pool into “a high-slip massage oil that softens and hydrates the skin”. TOP SECRET ROOM 704 DAD: I’m going to pour the hot wax in your vagina. I wonder if that’s cool or not. Did you read the directions? JENNA: The box clearly says to NOT pour the wax in my vagina. What the hell, Top Secret Room 704 Dad? TSR704D: It says...

This post was NOT written by @childsplayx2 @bjhenry @avitable or @busydad

All characters in this Skype are fictional and any similarity to anyone you might think you know is strictly a coincidence. No animals were harmed in the making of this Skype, although some guts were busted. It’s possible that you would enjoy these Vaginally Challenged Bloggers: Jim Lin Adam Avitable Matthew Henry Ben Henry I don’t know why these guys came to mind, this post has NOTHING to do with...

BFROTN: The Queen Of Shake-Shake (aka @queenofshake )

I’ve been reading Heather, The Queen of Shake-Shake, for around two years now. I keep coming back for more because homegirl is HIGH-Larry-Us. Hilarious. Heather can make us laugh at skid marks, fresh mait, and snatch flashes. In a word, this lady is FUNNY. She’s also unbelievably gorgeous, put-together, well-tressed and damn near perfect. Bitch. I keed, I keed. When I first starting reading...