The Great Divorce by @mrsflinger

Sure, I know CS Lewis wrote some crap about the division of the church and BLAHBLADYBLAH. But that wasn’t about ME. And people? IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT ME. I’ve recently become part of a divorced couple. Not with Mr. Flinger, no no, we’ll kill each other before we try to split our assets, both of them, but with a group friend. It was a somewhat dysfunctional family, sure, with her and I as the two on...

I Failed An Ovulation Predictor Test by @vdog

You may have heard about how I like to pee on sticks. You may have also heard about how I managed to fail a pregnancy test. Now? I’m taking it to a whole ‘notha level. The ovulation predictor kit. Or OPK for those trying to conceive (TTC). Which, apparently, we are. I guess. So. The OPK. I got a 10 pack at Costco. I downloaded an app (seriously) for my iPhone which tells me when I *should* ovulate and...

It’s not every day I get to call my Itty Bittys a Decolletage. by @alotofnothing

Well, HI THERE! all you lovelies here at the dirtiest room on the interwebs. I’m here to make things even more Awesome than they already are here at 704. You should know the big boobage around here already with VDog, Dawn & Flinger, so I’m figuring they brought me on to bring down the average cup size. As a larger lady with lovely lady lumps like mine, you’d think they came along with a set of...

Hop, Skip & Go Naked by @sleepynewmommy

(Totally my ass being grabbed there, FYI) I was first introduced to this drink when I went to Oklahoma State University and it’s my go-to when I want to get really, really drunk.  My disclaimer:  I always end up naked when I drink this, so consider who you’re hanging out with before indulging. What you need: 2 beers, your choice (though Natty is usually the only thing I could afford in college) 1...

Yours, mine and … oh my GAWD! by @planetofjanet

There are very few things about growing old(er) that can be counted as cool and groovy. Like the senior special at IHOP, which for anyone over 55 (me!), you buy one entree and two drinks and you get another entree for FREE!!!! Mostly, though, the aging process sucks rocks. Big giant boulders, in fact. Including the parts where, although menopause has brought me the cessation of that monthly visit from Aunt Flo, that...