Of Hills and Dips and Looking Backs by @momranscreaming

Have you ever just had to stop and smack yourself around a little bit?  I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately, and reminiscing on my reminiscences. Thinking back on different times of my life, I realized how often I have looked back at an earlier time and had one of those “oh, how green was my valley” moments. Nine years ago, I had nothing to do but go to work and decide which friends I would...

It’s Not Easy Being Green by @sleepynewmommy

I’m sitting in the coffee shop at a green laminate table.  I drink my latte out of a green cup.  I’m wearing a green shirt.  And despite all of these coincidences, I still have a brain fart every time I try to find something “green” to write about. I can’t talk about envy or green beer or even green panties.  Mah bitchez have already stolen those from me. I’m not exactly environmentally friendly, as...

X is an asshole, anyway. Hmph. by @sarcasticmomlc

I’m pretty much plagued daily by Swiss Cheese Memory.  Some of us blame “Mommy Brain” while others of us freely admit it’s just CRS of a rampant and unidentified origin.  Sometimes I worry about the decline in my mental… um, what’s it called? Oh yeah, mental acuity. They say that wordplay helps you stay sharp.  Let’s see if I can think of a “green” thing for...

And Now I Know Why I Have No Green Panties by @sarahinmi

In college, I had this endearing habit of matching my bra and panties to the shirt I was wearing at the time (Shush, it’s my post, I can call it endearing if I want to – even if it was, in retrospect, clearly a little heavy on the crazy and more than a wee bit high maintenance). Also, it’s an easy habit to have when you wear a lot of black. In my closet NOW about 40% of the shirts hanging (arranged...

2 Hot Bloggers + a Bottle of Wine are Going Green by @justonemiss and @redlotusmama

When presented with the opportunity to get drunk for a good cause, you know we jumped on it. Because who doesn’t like orgasmic organic things?? Just remember, we’re here to help, to educate, and to let you totally laugh at us. It should be noted that we did finish off that bottle that night. Well, Miss did mostly. BUT she is happy to report that she didn’t have a hangover the next morning so if...