My Dentist Thanks You by @outdoordogs

Upon my return from the bliss that was BlogHer, I posted about my shock at the contents of my Room 704 grab bag. As my roommates dumped their bags out and squealed with delight at the contents, I timidly poked one finger in the brown-paper-bag-abyss that secretly held the contents of my very first sex toy. (It took me five minutes to type those last two words.) You see, this was not only my first *toy*, it was the...

Sassy Saturday – Afterglow Massage Candle

My wife lit Afterglow, the Natural Massage Candle and we waited for the wax to pool into “a high-slip massage oil that softens and hydrates the skin”. TOP SECRET ROOM 704 DAD: I’m going to pour the hot wax in your vagina. I wonder if that’s cool or not. Did you read the directions? JENNA: The box clearly says to NOT pour the wax in my vagina. What the hell, Top Secret Room 704 Dad? TSR704D: It says...

Boozeday – Let’s call it something fancy (by @boobemancipate )

(I sent out a tweet for cocktail recipes – apparently ya’ll like to drink as much as we do because we got a flood of awesome options – they will be featured in the coming weeks! Thanks to all our lush followers!) I have a theory that you can mix vanilla vodka with anything in the world, and it will turn into a drink of happiness and unicorns.  I first came to this conclusion with the following drink,...

Sassy Saturday: Rock-Chick “Massager Kit” *blush* (by @mooshinindy )

Hi. Hello. It’s Casey again. Maybe you remember me from my guest post on Staying Dry at BlogHer (and I wasn’t talking about armpits)? The ladies of 704 put on one heck of a party. There was even a streaker. These ladies know how to rock the boa. Anyway, Eden Fantasys was a sponsor of their party and were nice enough to donate some items for a giveaway. I won one of those items. In true (let me know if...

Boozeday – Drinking your greens (by @sarahndipitea )

(I sent out a tweet for cocktail recipes – apparently ya’ll like to drink as much as we do because we got a flood of awesome options – they will be featured in the coming weeks! Thanks to all our lush followers!) Mom always said we should eat our greens, right? Well, as much as I love broccoli and avocados, I love my liquor a little more. The drink I normally start my evenings out with is a big...