Midori Sour Recipe by @sarcasticmomlc

Want to celebrate something with a green drink, but hate beer? I am here to help. Actually, first, I’m here to say, what the hell is wrong with you? You don’t like BEER? It’s like I don’t even know you. So, anyway, it’s St. Patty’s Day or maybe Pay Day, or possibly just Tuesday, and you want something to drink, and you’d like that drink to be green. We’re festive,...

Four Ingredient Spicy Soup by @sarahinmi

I am a horrible cook. I have no illusions that my culinary skills are anything but just… functional. I cook so that my family doesn’t starve and wind up foraging for food at our neighbors’ houses. It’s that simple. I temper this with knowing that I bake circles around most people (moist, delicious chocolate chip circles, if you will) – and that my cookies are so good, it’s just...

Extreme Beer Makeover by @amazinggreis

Ode to Green Beer St. Patrick’s Day is very near. Hip hip hooray for my green beer. It’s cold and wet and sweet on my lips; If I drink enough I might show you my tits! That little piece of awesomeness was written by yours truly.  Writing for Room704 has definitely corrupted me, or maybe it was all the green beer I consumed to prepare for this post, either way I’m not complaining.  I love both the...

I present to you a spinach smoothie! by @tjbarber

Are you cringing, gagging because you read the words spinach smoothie – have no fear it doesn’t taste like spinach. The flavor of your smoothie takes on the essence of the desired fruit you use for it. Giving you a smoothie that is yummy, naturally sweetened, healthy and packed with vitamins. So whether you need a gluten/ lactose free option and/or want something that will help to make your poop so lovely that...

Hop, Skip & Go Naked by @sleepynewmommy

(Totally my ass being grabbed there, FYI) I was first introduced to this drink when I went to Oklahoma State University and it’s my go-to when I want to get really, really drunk.  My disclaimer:  I always end up naked when I drink this, so consider who you’re hanging out with before indulging. What you need: 2 beers, your choice (though Natty is usually the only thing I could afford in college) 1...