Room 704 Olympic Events by @kaisermommy

We here at 704 are forever impressed with those who get out and pursue their passions. One of us has athletic passions … while 2 of us … do not. While we will never wear our country’s colors on a podium at the Olympic sports games – there ARE events where we will ALWAYS take the gold. Opening Ceremonies – I believe we have established we can throw a party. Or two. Perhaps three …...

Valentine’s Day gift? Done. by @sarcasticmomlc

Are you spending time worrying about what gift to get your lover for Valentine’s Day?  Please, ladies, do not stress this one. I have the perfect gift idea for you, and it requires very little effort.  That’s how we like it, right? (At least us crackers/lazy douches, that is.) All you need is a bow.  Not even a new one, either.  Just grab a leftover one from Christmas, or something.  In fact,...

Skinny Beesh Frozen Hot Chocolate by @SarahInMI

I am quite likely addicted to sugar – if you follow me on Twitter, you’ll know me by my frequent tweets about cookies (I make the best). Those are the tweets that make the Diet Police Spambots come out in droves to follow me on Twitter. If only they knew: I may consume mass quantities of sugar, but I also tend to watch what I eat when I can. So, while I’m that annoying girl who says, “Ooooh,...

Beers, Bewbs, and Talking Frogs by @middleagedwoman

before Spandex maded their butts look hawt It’s coming soon. The biggest television event of every year is about to unfold on plasma screens, LEDs, home theaters, and rabbit-eared 15-inch black-and-white slapboxes (because you have to slap the side of it to get it to stop doing that fuzzy thing) across the US. That’s right, I’m talking about Great Big NFL Championship Game With the Copyrighted...

Make a Cork Pop. Wink wink, nudge nudge by @momranscreaming

Here comes Valentine’s Day.  What better excuse to grab a bottle of Champagne to celebrate your current love affair?  Whether it be with your husband, yourself, Champagne in general, your picture of Brad Pitt, or whatever you can think of.  Personally, I’ll drink Champagne just to celebrate that it’s Tuesday. This one is a lovely, bubbly red color that fits right in with the...