The Pen is Mightier

Y’know how sometimes there are deep thoughts that work their way out into a brilliant post? This ain’t one of those. Discuss: This is clearly what I should have put on my BlogHer Business Cards. And because I love my friends – an...

How to make my husband fall in love with me

He’d been away on an overnight trip for work that involved some hella long hours and stress in a part of the state not particularly known for its culture nor class. As he was putting away groceries I noticed he was putting away some American Beer*. I gasped in shock. Me: Scout, you were away TOO LONG! What happened to you?! WHY did you buy American Beer? Scout: I didn’t, PM bought a sixer for him and JB...

Motivation to be Environmentally Friendly

Top Ten Ways Reducing Trash Will Get Me More Sex 10. Less fast food = less trash = weight loss = sex 9. Less Starbucks = less trash = more money for lingerie (that I’ll look good in b/c of #10.) = sex 8. Less time shopping for things we don’t really need = less trash = more free time = sex 7. Cloth diapers = no rotting disposables sitting around the house = nice smelling house = makes candles work better...

How to clean a pantry

Before pregnancy, back when 155 was horrible number to see on the scale – rather than a number I have to WORK toward –  I started a diet plan recommended by my brother Forbes. Number one on the list of things to do was clear out the high fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated blah-b’blah from the house. I ended up with a small pile of offenders on the countertop. graham cracker pie crust chocolate...

Greys Anatomy LiveBlawg

Okay, now this should be obvious but SPOILERS AHEAD. I can’t handle the commercials, so I always start watching around 920 so I can just ffw through the commercials. I catch the end of Flash Forward where I totally expect someone to kill the dude getting into the car, but it’s just Charlie not high from Lost in a mask in the backseat. After last week’s awesomely done but suckass to watch cute...