This ain’t one of those.

Discuss:

This is clearly what I should have put on my BlogHer Business Cards.

And because I love my friends – an update!

As he was putting away groceries I noticed he was putting away some American Beer*. I gasped in shock.

Me: Scout, you were away TOO LONG! What happened to you?! WHY did you buy American Beer?

Scout: I didn’t, PM bought a sixer for him and JB to split.

I looked in the fridge. There were five beers there.

Me: So between two grown men, they drank one whole beer?

Scout: Well, PM isn’t much of a beer drinker, he’s more of a bourbon man himself.

Me: Well maybe he’d be a beer man if he bought beer that didn’t suck.

At this point I am unable to continue telling you this story, let’s suffice it to say that the groceries were no longer put away and I was swept off my feet and shown how much I was appreciated.

*name of American Beer has been kept anonymous to protect the tasteless.

10. Less fast food = less trash = weight loss = sex

9. Less Starbucks = less trash = more money for lingerie (that I’ll look good in b/c of #10.) = sex

8. Less time shopping for things we don’t really need = less trash = more free time = sex

7. Cloth diapers = no rotting disposables sitting around the house = nice smelling house = makes candles work better for setting mood = sex

6. Fresh fruit = no trash = more energy = sex

5. Less trash = more freedom for Kaiser to play in the other room = sex

4. Less trash to landfills = less landfills = more outdoors = more places to have sex

3. Less packaged food = less trash = better health = longer life = more time for… sex

2. Less trash in car = clean car = less time spent cleaning car = more time for sex

1. Less trash Scout has to take out = happy Scout = sex

Number one on the list of things to do was clear out the high fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated blah-b’blah from the house.

I ended up with a small pile of offenders on the countertop.

graham cracker pie crust

chocolate pudding

whipped topping.

Now what should I do… What. Should. I. Do? I was starting a new eating plan… I needed to get this food out of my house….

The chocolate pie with whipped topping tasted great.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t what they had in mind when they said to get rid of the food.

Effective though.

I can’t handle the commercials, so I always start watching around 920 so I can just ffw through the commercials. I catch the end of Flash Forward where I totally expect someone to kill the dude getting into the car, but it’s just Charlie not high from Lost in a mask in the backseat.

After last week’s awesomely done but suckass to watch cute kid’s cute mom die – I don’t even know what this ep is about. I’m a little thrown with Derek’s voice over.

Opens with Chief talking about blah blah money saving – he should just get the Bobs from Office Space to come through. Or John C. McGinley without his shirt on. Whatever.

Mark Sloan says, “… It’s a machine, it doesn’t know what I like.” and I snort. Most the, uh, machinery, I use knows exactly what I like.

I finally give up and hit info to see wtf this is supposed to be about. Just about the same time as they start talking inoperable tumor.

Gotta say, it seems like the writers are taking advantage of Mere and Izzy being off set by pushing their writing skills. I like it as a writing exercise, I’m withholding judgment as a total fangirl.

(Dude! V! I so wish they would show the original first, just for fun.)

The pen through the cup thing? Badass. I like it. Xtina being cocky – just has to be setting herself up for the fall. Especially with doctor hottay blue eyes before her. And ….. she totally bricks it.

Oooo! They are having the attendings acting like interns all chatty and together. LOVE. that. And, I love Little Grey all I IZ YER SISTER CRACKAH!!!! PICK ME!!! CHOOSE ME!!!! LOVE ME!!!!! AZZHOLES!

There’s way too many drumbeats in this ep. Isaac is so dying on the table. Especially because they’ve made him so freaking awesome. Derek is so going out on suspension. Or going into hiding for killing another awesome patient. Heads are rolling at the end of this ep.

Meanwhile – Lexie is Rogue Surgeon – NASA style in a diaper. As someone who once peed into a maxi pad on a trip from Loter’s back home b/c I didn’t want to stop and wake the sleeping baby – I totally respect her for that.

I love Owen Hunt. Even though his name offends Flinger. I love him. I love him with Xtina. Love. It’s the red hair.

Great, they are trying to have Alex and Reed hook up. I can feel it. Barf me.

Dude. I totally love that Derek stared at a tumor for 10 hours and didn’t do anything. Shocked actually. Cuz that’s so un-GA – they are more sneeze into a brain and kill someone and feel angsty over it. Him doing the actual real life thing? Craziest damn twist ever.

Until Derek turns the bed around and starts drawing on the wall. I’m equally amazed at how freaking normal they are letting this couple be. Well, when drawing on a wall and a post it note over the bed is a marriage certificate seems NORMAL – one knows the writers went a little far in past seasons.

“You wish you had the balls to wear my diaper … you can kiss my hardcore diaper wearing ass.” Lexie Grey

Derek barfing in the OR? That’s hardcore. And gross. Lexie rubbing his back? Teh awesome. I want a Lexie, Xtina, Owen sandwich. With chips.

“Drink the water. I SAID DRINK IT!” Awesome Grey

Arizona standing up the Chief and then crying? Okay fine. She gets to be in the chip sandwich too.

I predict Meredith will look at the drawing and pick which one to cut.

Let’s see if I’m right.

And I wasn’t. But. Commercial. Again why I watch this on DVR.

Oh and HAI Inara on V!

How many people want to give Isaac a great big hug? He’s so shocked and sweet and awesome to realize that his tumor is gone AND he can move his legs.

Which they take us right back to Stupid Izzie. And Alex castrated and crying in front of Reed. Last person he cried in front of he married.

Owen is such a …. he’s such a burly kind of guy, but so gentle, especially with the landmine that is Xtina.

Derek fired. Right the fuck on. Because he should be. If Izzie and Kepner were fired, he should be too. He deserved to fall straight to sleep on sweet pregnant liver sliced open and healing Mere.

Okay – I liked it. I’m a fan of the “One big story per episode” of the last 2 weeks. I’m down with this. Now, if you’ll excuse me – I need to go tell MamaSpohr it’s actually safe to watch this week.

I wish you would take into account that when one is buying an XL that there is a chance that person has some tatas larger than an A cup. In the peekaboo I have to make the choice of “under the bewb”

or “over the bewb”

As you can see, there are pros and cons with both styles.

Next up, Imma gonna FIXIT!

Love, Dawn

I have had that moment where I went oh. mah. gawd. I have become my mother. I love mom but I miss my jawline. Operation “Somethin’s gotta change” commences NOW.

Starting with a photoshop job.

Original Photo of Type A Mom Conference 2009 provided by @paperfans and Tiny Prints streaming via Eye-Fi.

Angie and Lily from Sorrelli worked to pull together a group to wear the jewelry at BlogHer and tell all ya’ll about it. (YES. The items below, we received free of charge.)

Since I live 1. Closer to PA (where Sorrelli is located) AND 2. VDog and Miss Grace are leavin’ on a jet plane a day earlier than me, *I* got all three batches of bling at my house on Tuesday.

I know there will be no time for VDog and Miss Grace to show off their bewbs jewelry before BlogHer, and I wanted them, and you, to get a feel for what to expect.

So I posed:

I did my best to model VDog

Something didn’t feel quite right

That’s better.

Now to channel Jennifer Grace.

Well, this just won’t do. We need a close up.

Oh. Whoops. Wrong kind of close up.

Better.

Crap. It’s blurry. What would Jenny do?

Oh it’s gonna be a great weekend!

Would YOU like some Sorrelli bling?

Use the discount code BLOGHER5 for an extra 5% off, even on sale items. The coupon will be active through Sunday 7/26. This week (ending Friday) they also have a Summer Sale going on, spend $100 and get 15% off, so you have the chance to get a total of 20% off your purchases.

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step one – open the bottle

step two – pour liquid from the bottle into the cup

step three – repeat as needed or desired

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