Feelin’ bewbies. by @sleepynewmommy

“Hey come feel my boob!” “What?!” “There’s some kind of growth in it!” (silence) “Um..no thanks. That’s…gross.” I was standing topless, gazing in the bathroom mirror. Never one to do a breast self exam, I was busy playing with my ever-changing boobs as I had just dried up from an awful few months of breastfeeding. For the first time in my life, I had been the proud owner of some amazing...

Sparkle party in my pants. by @misstejota

Vajazzle:  the bedazzling of one’s lady bits or manly manscaped area. A few weeks ago I found out about vajazzling.  And being the dorky, plump, idiot I am I proceeded to giggle and snort like a fool for about three hours.  As well as, come up with all kind of options of what vajazzled glory I would get on my cooter if I ever got the gumption and extra cash laid in my hand to do so.  Getting vajazzled...

Party it up Etsy style by @kaisermommy

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How The Room 704 Party Changed My Life by @sleepynewmommy

Last July I found myself in a state of panic in the Chicago O’Hare airport. I was delayed at the airport because President Obama was landing. While other people thought this was awesome, I was severely pissed because I was afraid I would miss some of the awesome parties at BlogHer09. After changing my shirt, we set out for the first party. In my wandering, I ran into the lovely Erin who informed me that I MUST get...

I Want Your Sex by @iamchrismann

Ever have one of those nights where you are hot and sexed up and with nowhere to go? So you decide to go to sleep to stay out of trouble? And then the only dude from your laminated list who knows you exist actually emails you and says, “Oh hai, here’s the video you gave me party photos for last fall. Bee Tee Dubs it’s ‘I Want Your Sex’.” Sometimes it is like the universe just...