Valentine’s Day gift? Done. by @sarcasticmomlc

Are you spending time worrying about what gift to get your lover for Valentine’s Day?  Please, ladies, do not stress this one. I have the perfect gift idea for you, and it requires very little effort.  That’s how we like it, right? (At least us crackers/lazy douches, that is.) All you need is a bow.  Not even a new one, either.  Just grab a leftover one from Christmas, or something.  In fact,...

Naughti by nature (iPod not included) by @amazinggreis

I’m a single woman. I’m often the purveyor of my own pleasure. (Did I just type that out loud?) I’ve owned a few “toys“. So, when the ladies of Room704 (who always have my best interests in mind) handed me a Naughtibod by OhMiBod at BlogHer in Chicago, I wasn’t complaining.  I’m always up for trying new things err “toys” and I’m never one to look a gift...

My Dentist Thanks You by @outdoordogs

Upon my return from the bliss that was BlogHer, I posted about my shock at the contents of my Room 704 grab bag. As my roommates dumped their bags out and squealed with delight at the contents, I timidly poked one finger in the brown-paper-bag-abyss that secretly held the contents of my very first sex toy. (It took me five minutes to type those last two words.) You see, this was not only my first *toy*, it was the...

Sassy Saturday – Afterglow Massage Candle

My wife lit Afterglow, the Natural Massage Candle and we waited for the wax to pool into “a high-slip massage oil that softens and hydrates the skin”. TOP SECRET ROOM 704 DAD: I’m going to pour the hot wax in your vagina. I wonder if that’s cool or not. Did you read the directions? JENNA: The box clearly says to NOT pour the wax in my vagina. What the hell, Top Secret Room 704 Dad? TSR704D: It says...

Sassy Saturday: Rock-Chick “Massager Kit” *blush* (by @mooshinindy )

Hi. Hello. It’s Casey again. Maybe you remember me from my guest post on Staying Dry at BlogHer (and I wasn’t talking about armpits)? The ladies of 704 put on one heck of a party. There was even a streaker. These ladies know how to rock the boa. Anyway, Eden Fantasys was a sponsor of their party and were nice enough to donate some items for a giveaway. I won one of those items. In true (let me know if...